When GIRL says "NO"

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BOY see GIRL

BOY likes GIRL

BOY use pickup lines with GIRL

GIRL really hates BOY gut

BOY ask GIRL

GIRL answer(s):

BOY: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!

BOY: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY: How did you get to be so beautiful?
GIRL: I must have been given your share!!!

BOY: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL: Okay, get out!!!

BOY: I think I could make you very happy
GIRL: Why? Are you leaving?

BOY: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
GIRL: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

BOY: Can I have your name?
GIRL: Why, don’t you already have one?

BOY: Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL: I’ve already seen it!!!

BOY: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
GIRL: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

BOY: Where have you been all my life?
GIRL: Hiding from you

BOY: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
GIRL: Yes, thatí¢â‚¬â„¢s why I don’t go there anymore

BOY: Is this seat empty?
GIRL: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

BOY: So, what do you do for a living?
GIRL: I’m a female impersonator.

BOY: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
GIRL: Do not enter.

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